Read this before you accidentally marry the wrong person.

Looking for an arranged marriage book that actually understands modern Indian dating?

Who the F*ck Should I Marry? is a savage, funny, practical relationship guide for Gen Z and millennial Indians navigating arranged marriage, rishta pressure, biodatas, dating app burnout, matrimony apps, family pressure, Indian parents, and the fear of choosing the wrong life partner.

If you are searching for Indian marriage advice, relationship advice for Indians, premarital questions, red flags and green flags, emotional compatibility, sexual compatibility, or how to choose a life partner, this book gives you the brutal clarity most people avoid.

Inside, Kaushal Malkan breaks down marriage readiness, the Hinge Hangover, biodata nonsense, rishta conversations, first dates, ghosting, cringe dates, intimacy, money, family boundaries, premarital counseling, and the pressure to say yes just because someone looks “good on paper.”

You will learn how to decode matrimonial profiles, handle arranged marriage meetings, ask better compatibility questions, use the Five Date Rule, spot fake alignment, talk about sex and future goals, and say no without guilt.

This is not fairy-tale marriage advice. It is a no-BS survival guide for modern Indian singles stuck between Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, family WhatsApp groups, and traditional arranged marriage.

Because forever is too long to spend with the wrong person.

• Paperback: 282 pages
• Publisher: White Falcon Publishing; 1 edition (April 2026)
• Author: Kaushal Malkan
• ISBN-13: 9789376318919
• Product Dimensions: 5.83 x 8.27 inch

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